Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The power of bieng single.

Its a story of 5 friends. Sat, Gabbar, Rashi, Divya and I.

Gabbar and Divya are in love with each other. Gabbar is like a bro. With the perfect attitude. Divya is a bit of immature but a sweet friend. Sat is a dear friend. Rashi is an innocent sweet intelligent with the highest CGPA amongst the batch tag.



‘Oye Wake up. Wake up... We gotta leave! A Feminine voice pierced my ear band.

‘Gotta go? Where? Do we know each other? I questioned while I rubbed my eyes.

‘Oh Kamine.. @#$#@W##$# Stop this bloody drama and get up. Another voice came from behind.

‘Easy People... Easy. I Replied

Hearing all those wise n gud words early morning will makes a good day. This reminded me the good old hostel days.

‘Do you want me to wear up the pants or no? I replied fumingly

‘Pants or no pants, 2 minutes is all you have. They said and left the room to sip a cup of tea.

‘This bloody alarm ditched me. I complained to myself in the mirror.

Leaving besides all the morning ablutions. I equipped myself with 2 sweaters, 1 jacket, shoes, jeans and a sandwich. Ofcos with a a few sprays of Deodorant


‘Godamnit. It’s still dark. I moaned while I came out

‘Sat nodded while Gabbar gave a hard look. Divya and Rashi waved a hi5 to me.

‘Champii enjoy the drive. Gabbar said as he threw the keys of the sexy endeavour from the next end of the door.

‘NO.NO.NO I wont. I wont. Lekin mai.. Ok Ok . If you want me to ram the precious SUV in a truck or In case you want me to shove off any scooter wallah, then its fine... I’ll drive. I complained as Rashi stared innocently with her big broad eyes..

‘Ram in where ever you want to... Shove off who so ever you want to. Gabbar amused..

‘Fine. No issues. I said as I rubbed the eyes repeatedly.

Gabbar sat in front seat and rest of three at the rear seat.

‘Play some English hip hop no. A voice came from back after a while.

‘English tracks at this point n time? I objected

‘What’s the issue with the English numbers? Gabbar interrupted

‘Can’t you stop subscribing to whatever she says? I said as Divya winked at me.

‘C’mon champii what’s the point in debating. Just a matter of 2 minutes, she’ll fall asleep. Gabbar said in my ears like a perfect joru ka gulam

We all zeroed to the legendry Enrique..

‘You steer the wheel like a perfectionist. Gabbar uttered after a silence of 1 hour

‘Oh really, I didn’t know that? I smirked

By 6.30 we were at Murthal, where we took a halt for breakfast.

‘Are we at Murthal? Sat questioned while cleaning up his dried saliva which came out while snoring.

‘Yes. His highness. I responded.

Divya and Rashi did not even come for breakfast since they were busy snoring.

‘Fuck man. Look at the rush. Sat said while he gave a kinky look at a lady in her early 30’s.

Avoid Bhe@####.. pitvaana hai kya? Gabbar said

‘Control your emotions sat, you are with your Girl. I said

‘I know. I know. Sat replied while giving a straight face to us.

‘Sat did anyone tell you that you can snore in 50 different ways? Gabbar questioned while he looked for a place to sit.

‘Yes. My boss at IBM once said while on trip to Goa. Sat giggled.

‘Don’t tell me you slept with your boss. I said and we all laughed.

‘Very funny. Sat grinned

Being a very caring friend I asked Sat to get Parontha’s packed for the ladies snoring inside the gigantic ford endeavour

30 minutes later..

‘Let me drive now. Sat said

‘Ok great. I smiled.

By the time we started to move from Murthal ladies also woke up

‘So jao so jao deviyon.. its still 7.15 and dark too . I said in a sarcastic way.

Where are we? Rashi questioned while tagging her silky long hair with a cotton rubber.

32 degrees Longitude. 45.5 Degrees Latitude of North. 2300 meters above the sea level. I replied.

She rolled on the seat laughing. Rashi has a habit of laughing like a mad on poorest of the poor joke. Guess that’s the reason why Sat and Rashi are still together.

‘You were supposed to ram the car in a track.. Right? Divya questioned and chuckled.

‘Earlier I was planning to.. Anyway forget it. I changed the topic

‘Hey!! We’ll stop at Chandigarh 17 market for shopping. Divya suddenly spranged from her seat while she saw the milestone indicating Chandigarh 150 kms.

Everyone nodded including me


Whole day went in shopping later we went to my buaji’s place. I called up them in advance so as to let them know that we 5 are coming over.

Which’s the best disc nearby? Sat asked my cousin Amit.

C’mon Sat we all are tired.. We’ll take rest. We interrupted.

2 hours passed and the girls were still running in circles so as to avoid Boski The dog.( a cute lab )

Are the 2 couples married? Buaji questioned

No. Why? I said

Oh Buaji Don’t take it otherwise, they are formally engaged. I lied

Oh.. ! Buaji said it unconvincingly.

After 2 hrs...

‘That’s all for me. Burp. I won’t take more. Sat said as he was down with 5 pegs of rum.

‘You go sleep then. Gabbar said as he was confident of gulping another bottle.

‘You guys carry on. I’ll catch you later. I said while I picked up a few peanuts from the plate.

While in another room the ladies were busy watching TV and comforting in nicely tucked quilt.

What’s happening? I said.

Bhabhiji is really intresting. Rashi Said.

Yes, for sure she is. I replied.

You also started talking alcohol? Divya questioned while sipping tea

‘No. I said with a puff of air towards divya.

‘Yuck, you had onions. Divya said with a gesture of puking.

Why don’t you take them outside? Bhabhi expressed.

‘They are tired. I said.

‘Who is tired out here? Rashi said.

‘Count me out. Goodnight. Divya rejected

You sure you want to go? I questioned

I’m game for it. Rashi Replied with a beam in her eyes.

‘Does any one want to come along, we are going outside. I asked the member of the bachelors party.

‘Yes. Yes Yes. Iiii. Sat willingly answered

‘Ohhh Piyakkad. Take the quilt n sleep. Gabbar said as he picked up another cashew.

‘You guys carry on. Cousin replied.

You want Car or Bike? I questioned to Rashi

‘Lets walk down. She replied

‘You should also have a girl friend now.. I mean doesn’t it feel bad alone? Rashi so innocently asked while I buy her a cone of icecream.

Really? Tell me whom should I propose to? I pointed towards the bunch of gurls who were passing near by.

‘I’m serious. She said with the seriousness in her eyes.

Oh Rashi.. Sho sweet you are. Sat is really lucky. I said.

For the next 10-15 mins we did not talk to each other..

Is Sat loyal to me? I questioned me with the misty eyes

C’mon Rashi.. yeh kaisa question hai...Of cos he is serious? I replied while looking at my jacket button.

‘Oh really? She replied with her both eyebrows and voice raised

‘Yes. I fumbled

I thought we all were good friends first and your friend’s girlfriend after. She said in a raised voice

We sat on a bench. For the next 10 minutes or so we did not talk to each other.

‘Is he loyal to me? She asked again while looking at her reddish palms.

C’mon Rashi what has happened to you? I questioned

‘You know what Vicky.. I got your answer.. had he been loyal to me.. You wud have said a yes in a sec. She said disappointingly

Popcorns? I asked

‘Thank you so much.. I don’t eat anything offered by strangers. She angrily replied.

‘You are over reacting Rashi, there is nothing to be discussed. I reacted

‘Oh really? Then what the fuck was he telling me after 5 pegs. She stated

I have never seen Rashi is such a mental state. Though I cud have expected this out of Divya.

‘What did he say? I questioned

‘Never mind. He is a bloody dog. She said and started pacing her steps

Though I never intended to disclose the personal things between me and Sat with Rashi... But the moment I saw tears in her eyes... I cudnt control myself and we talked about the same for an hour or so. After all she is a good and innocent friend of mine. Though I was able to convince her that he indeed loves you. I knew I lied to Rashi

‘Thanks Vicky. She said while she gave me a hug in public.

‘But he loves you. I smiled.

‘We will be home in another 5 mins. Dont worry. I said as I answered the call.

By the time we reached home...everybody including Gabbar was busy snoring.

Coffee? I asked Rashi and Bhabhi.

‘I’ll get it. Bhabhi interrupted

We did not utter a word that night.

It’s late... Let’s disperse. I said while I folded the newspaper.

5 hours later...

‘Bhabhi, get me a saridon. Gabbar aksed bhabhi while his hangover was talking its toll.

Where is sat? I asked..

‘There in the quilt. Cousin said while passing by with a tooth brush in hand.

Rashi was at the terrace with a cup of tea in hand.. and Her Highness Divya was right in the front of mirror adjusting her mascara.

Morning Dibbie! You must have had a gud sleep. I asked Divya

She smiled and nodded. While she was busy adjusting her earrings. She looked cute with her dimpled cheeks.

You are looking good. I complimented Divya.

‘As always dude... As always. She smiled.

‘We would be leaving in another 1 hour. I explained

She didn’t hear me as she was busy adjusting her earrings..

‘Rashi come down.. breakfast is ready. I yelled at the top of my voice from the veranda.

Is sat coming for breakfast? I asked gabbar

‘Leave that nerd.. Cannot even stand 5 peg s of rum. Gabbar giggled while the wrapper of saridon was still lying there.

Sat did not come for the breakfast and sat in the car with the quilt on. Breakfast was good as always. We all sat in the car. With Sat in the front seat while gabbar drove. While Rashi sat in the middle of us. .

Gabbar played pink flyod while the temperature soared high after dharampur.
Reached simla.. Checked in. 3 rooms. 2 for the lucky couples. And 1 for unlucky me


Rest will pen down..

6 comments:

nid said...

Nice blog u hav got here. So far this post has been interesting. Waiting for the next part.

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Desh Sharma said...

Thanks Nidhesh..

Unknown said...

Though it was interesting.... but Y DID YOU LIE TO RASHI??

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Desh Sharma said...

Thanks Sudha for ur appreciation. :)